My first thought when I saw this was wow... she sure is going through a lot of trouble just to bump off her lover. Taking kongfu and swordfighting lessons and all... it's not as if he has a black belt in Judo.

For me, I rather do it Lady Gaga and Beyonce's way. Poison him and a whole bunch of other people (even the dog), dance around their dead bodies and then run off with my lesbian lover.



After all, if you want to kill someone, why not do it in batshit crazy style and have fun in the process.