It's actually multiple choice... but it's more fun to invent your own answers.

Taken from So You've Decided to be Evil: A Step-by-Step Guide to Joining the Forces of Darkness.

Yes, I am bored. No mood to mug.

EVIL QUIZ

If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

Waking up to the sound of screams from my dungeon.

QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

The ability to summon minions from Hell.

QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

Emperor of the World or... Supreme Ruler of Mankind akin to a God.

QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

A crocodile called Fred. I feed him my enemies.

QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

Tuning up my torture devices. You never know when you’ll need them.

QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

If I had one, I wouldn’t be doing all this.

QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

World peace.

QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

Me (this was too good an answer to replace).

QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

Chuckling before ripping the guy’s guts out. I eat vampire-slayers for breakfast.

QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

Open a bottle of champagne and propose a toast to yourself? Why yes, certainly.